1.
I
forgot
my
keys
inside
the
car
again.
【Silly
me】
2.
Why
do
I
always
leave
my
phone
on
silent
when
I'm
waiting
for
an
important
phone
call?
【Not
smart】
3.
I
burned
my
toast
again.
I
think
I
should
stop
multitasking
in
the
morning.
【Dumb
move】
4.
I
accidentally
put
salt
instead
of
sugar
in
my
coffee.
Good
morning,
brain.
【Facepalm】
5.
I
wore
mismatched
socks
to
work
today.
I
hope
nobody
notices.
【Oops】
6.
Why
do
I
always
forget
to
charge
my
laptop
before
an
important
meeting?
【Not
prepared】
7.
I
set
the
alarm
for
7
am,
but
I
overslept
until
9.
Time
management?
What's
that?
【Lazy
me】
8.
I
lost
my
glasses
again.
How
can
I
forget
that
I'm
practically
blind?
【Careless】
9.
I
spilled
orange
juice
all
over
my
white
shirt.
Nice,
just
in
time
for
the
big
meeting.
【Great
timing】
10.
I
accidentally
sent
the
wrong
email
to
the
wrong
person.
Note
to
self:
always
double-check
before
hitting
send.
【Embarrassing
mistake】
11.
I
forgot
to
buy
groceries
again.
Looks
like
it's
another
night
of
instant
noodles
for
dinner.
【Unorganized】
12.
I
locked
myself
out
of
the
house.
Great,
now
I
have
to
wait
for
my
roommate
to
come
back.
【Frustrating】
13.
I
put
my
shirt
on
inside
out
without
realizing
it.
At
least
I'll
be
fashionable?
【Not
fashion-forward】
14.
I
spilled
coffee
all
over
my
keyboard.
Looks
like
I'll
have
to
work
from
my
phone.
【Tech
fail】
15.
I
forgot
my
friend's
birthday
until
the
day
of.
Happy
belated
birthday,
I'll
make
it
up
to
you.
【Forgetful】
16.
I
accidentally
confirmed
my
attendance
to
two
events
at
the
same
time.
Looks
like
I'll
have
to
clone
myself.
【Double
booked】
17.
I
tripped
over
my
own
feet
and
almost
fell
down
the
stairs.
Always
looking
out
for
me,
myself,
and
I.
【Clumsy】
18.
I
forgot
to
bring
my
gym
clothes
to
work.
Looks
like
I
won't
be
exercising
today.
【Lazy
again】
19.
I
burnt
my
hand
while
cooking.
Maybe
I
shouldn't
have
tried
to
be
a
master
chef.
【Inexpert】
20.
I
forgot
to
turn
my
phone
off
during
a
movie.
Sorry,
everyone.
【Rude
move】