1.
Finally
tied
the
knot,
now
I
can
legally
make
terrible
jokes
about
my
spouse
without
fear
of
arrest!
【#JustMarried
#TheKnotIsTied】

2.
My
wedding
vows
were
simple:
to
always
laugh
at
your
jokes
(even
when
they're
not
funny)
and
to
always
remind
you
of
how
lucky
you
are
to
have
me
【#WeddingVows
#AlwaysLaughing】

3.
They
say
marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards.
In
the
beginning,
all
you
need
is
two
hearts
and
a
diamond,
but
by
the
end,
you're
looking
for
a
club
and
a
spade.
【#MarriageIsLikeADeckOfCards
#LoveAndHumor】

4.
Marriage
is
sharing
your
life
with
someone
who
knows
your
flaws
and
still
thinks
you're
amazing.
So
basically,
it's
having
a
best
friend
forever.
【#BestFriendForever
#MarriageGoals】

5.
My
husband
is
like
a
dictionary,
he
has
all
the
words
but
doesn't
understand
the
meaning
of
compromise.
【#MarriageHumor
#LoveAndMarriage】

6.
You
know
what
they
say,
marriage
is
a
fine
balance
between
giving
your
spouse
the
remote
and
losing
your
own
identity.
【#MarriageBalance
#LoveAndRespect】

7.
Marriage
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs
but
it's
the
person
next
to
you
that
makes
the
ride
worth
it.
【#MarriageRide
#LoveIsAJourney】

8.
Just
got
married,
now
I
can
finally
stop
using
dating
apps
and
figure
out
how
to
operate
a
whole
new
set
of
buttons
on
the
washing
machine.
【#MarriedLife
#NoMoreDatingApps】

9.
Marriage
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
you
have
to
strategize,
plan
your
moves
carefully
and
always
remember
that
your
queen
is
the
most
valuable
piece
on
the
board.
【#MarriageStrategy
#LoveAndChess】

10.
They
say
marriage
is
about
compromise,
but
my
wife
is
such
a
good
negotiator
that
I
feel
like
I'm
always
losing.
【#MarriageNegotiations
#LoveAndCompromise】

11.
Just
got
married,
so
excited
to
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
with
someone
who
will
never
judge
me
for
eating
ice
cream
straight
from
the
container!
【#MarriedLife
#LoveAndAcceptance】

1
2.
I
finally
found
someone
who
thinks
my
dad
jokes
are
funny.
That's
how
I
knew
she
was
the
one.
【#LoveAndLaughs
#DadJokesForDays】

1
3.
My
husband
is
the
most
amazing
person
I
know,
he's
smart,
funny
and
he
puts
up
with
my
horrible
singing
voice.
That
is
true
love
right
there.
【#TrueLove
#LoveAndLaughter】

1
4.
Marriage
is
all
about
growing
with
your
partner,
learning
from
each
other,
and
mastering
the
art
of
apologizing
(even
when
you're
right!).
【#LoveAndLearning
#MarriageGoals】

1
5.
Just
got
married
and
realized
that
the
most
important
thing
in
life
is
finding
someone
who
understands
your
strange
quirks
and
loves
you
anyway.
【#MarriageLove
#UniquelyUs】

1
6.
Marriage
is
like
a
recipe,
it
takes
time,
patience,
and
a
whole
lot
of
ingredients.
But
when
it's
done
right,
it's
the
most
delicious
thing
in
the
world.
【#MarriageRecipe
#LoveInTheKitchen】

1
7.
I
used
to
think
that
marriage
was
just
a
piece
of
paper,
but
now
I
realize
that
it's
a
promise
to
love
and
cherish
someone
for
the
rest
of
your
life.
【#MarriagePromise
#LoveAndCommitment】

1
8.
My
wife
and
I
both
agreed
that
we
didn't
want
a
fancy
wedding,
but
we
still
managed
to
spend
a
small
fortune
on
cake.
【#MarriageExpenses
#LoveAndCake】

1
9.
Marriage
is
like
a
dance,
you
have
to
learn
the
steps,
find
your
rhythm,
and
always
be
willing
to
lead
or
follow.
Or
sometimes
just
step
on
each
other's
toes.
【#LoveAndDance
#MarriageLessons】

20.
Got
married
and
now
I
have
a
lifetime
companion
who
understands
my
obscure
pop
culture
references,
indulges
my
love
for
bad
movies,
and
always
knows
the
right
amount
of
butter
in
the
popcorn.
That's
true
love
right
there.
【#MarriageCompanion
#LoveAndButter】