1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
shit. "】

2.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "】

3.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I'm
single
and
ready
to
mingle,
how
about
you?"】

4.
"You
complete
me. . .
like
a
puzzle
piece
I
never
wanted
in
the
first
place. "】

5.
"Love
is
all
about
compromise,
like
agreeing
to
watch
their
favorite
movie. . .
for
the
millionth
time. "】

6.
"I
may
not
be
your
first
love,
but
I
promise
to
be
your
last
annoying
one. "】

7.
"Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
it
can
be
thrilling
and
terrifying
at
the
same
time. "】

8.
"I
love
you
more
than
Mondays,
and
that's
saying
something. "】

9.
"Being
in
love
is
like
being
drunk,
you
think
you're
invincible
until
you
wake
up
with
a
headache
and
regrets. "】

10.
"I
love
you
more
than
my
Instagram
likes,
and
that's
saying
a
lot
in
this
digital
age. "】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
gym
membership,
it's
better
when
you
actually
show
up
and
put
in
the
effort. "】

1
2.
"I
love
you
more
than
Netflix,
and
that's
saying
a
lot
considering
my
addiction. "】

1
3.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get. . .
but
hopefully
not
the
coconut
ones. "】

1
4.
"I
love
you
more
than
my
bed,
and
that's
saying
something
because
I
really
love
my
bed. "】

1
5.
"Relationships
are
like
a
game
of
chess,
one
wrong
move
and
you're
screwed. "】

1
6.
"I
love
you
more
than
my
dog,
and
that's
saying
a
lot
because
my
dog
is
pretty
awesome. "】

1
7.
"Love
is
like
a
plant,
you
have
to
water
it
and
give
it
attention
or
it
will
wither
and
die. "】

1
8.
"I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
and
that's
saying
a
lot
because
I
really
love
my
coffee. "】

1
9.
"Relationships
are
like
a
job,
sometimes
you
have
to
work
overtime
to
make
it
work. "】

20.
"I
love
you
more
than
my
phone,
and
that's
saying
a
lot
because
I'm
kinda
addicted
to
my
phone. "】