1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【】

2.
I
love
you
with
all
my
heart,
but
my
brain
keeps
reminding
me
not
to.
【】

3.
Love
is
blind,
but
marriage
is
a
real
eye-opener.
【】

4.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
ride,
full
of
ups
and
downs,
and
it
can
make
you
scream
your
heart
out.
【】

5.
Love
is
when
you
can't
sleep
because
reality
is
finally
better
than
your
dreams.
【】

6.
Love
is
like
a
WiFi
signal,
it's
invisible
but
you
feel
its
presence.
【】

7.
Love
is
like
a
jigsaw
puzzle,
sometimes
the
pieces
fit
perfectly,
but
other
times
you
have
to
force
them
together.
【】

8.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
one
wrong
move
and
you're
left
with
a
broken
heart.
【】

9.
Love
is
like
a
rubber
band,
it
stretches
you
to
your
limits
but
never
breaks.
【】

10.
Love
is
like
a
cup
of
tea,
it
can
warm
your
soul
or
burn
your
tongue.
【】

11.
Love
is
like
a
firework,
it's
beautiful
but
it
can
also
be
dangerous
if
mishandled.
【】

1
2.
Love
is
like
a
boomerang,
it
always
comes
back
when
you
least
expect
it.
【】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
pencil,
it
can
create
beautiful
masterpieces
or
leave
ugly
marks.
【】

1
4.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
【】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
camera,
it
captures
the
most
precious
moments
of
your
life.
【】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
book,
everyone
judges
it
by
its
cover
but
only
a
few
truly
understand
its
content.
【】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
bumpy
road,
sometimes
it's
smooth,
other
times
it's
filled
with
potholes.
【】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
garden,
it
requires
constant
care
and
attention
to
blossom.
【】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
kitchen
timer,
it
can
go
off
unexpectedly
and
leave
a
mess
behind.
【】


20.
Love
is
like
a
joke,
it's
better
when
both
sides
laugh
at
the
same
time.
【】