1.
"Another
year
older,
but
let's
not
talk
about
that.
Pass
me
the
cake!"
【笑】

2.
"I'm
not
getting
older,
I'm
just
increasing
in
value
like
a
fine
wine. "
【搞笑】

3.
"I
can't
believe
I've
survived
this
long.
Here's
to
another
year
of
questionable
decisions!"
【开心】

4.
"Birthdays
are
just
an
excuse
for
people
to
give
you
alcohol
and
cake. "
【嘲笑】

5.
"I'm
embracing
my
inner
child
today,
which
is
just
an
excuse
to
eat
ice
cream
for
breakfast. "
【调皮】

6.
"I've
decided
to
stay
29
forever.
Who's
with
me?"
【嬉笑】

7.
"I'm
not
old,
I'm
just
chronologically
gifted. "
【幽默】

8.
"I'm
not
sure
what
I'm
supposed
to
be
feeling
on
my
birthday,
but
I
think
it's
somewhere
between
grateful
and
hungover. "
【愉快】

9.
"Another
year,
another
wrinkle.
At
least
I
can
still
make
people
laugh!"
【自嘲】

10.
"I'm
not
aging,
I'm
just
leveling
up. "
【逗乐】

11.
"I'm
officially
one
year
closer
to
being
able
to
nap
in
public
without
judgment. "
【讥讽】

1
2.
"To
quote
Phoebe
Buffay:
'I
wish
we
could
all
live
in
a
giant
sandwich. '"
【轻松】

1
3.
"I
may
be
getting
older,
but
I
refuse
to
grow
up. "
【调皮】

1
4.
"Cheers
to
another
year
of
being
fabulous
and
not
giving
a
damn!"
【洒脱】

1
5.
"I
plan
on
celebrating
my
birthday
by
eating
too
much,
drinking
too
much,
and
regretting
nothing. "
【放纵】

1
6.
"My
birthday
wishes
this
year
include
unlimited
pizza,
a
pet
unicorn,
and
a
bank
account
with
seven
figures.
No
big
deal. "
【夸大】

1
7.
"Age
is
just
a
number,
but
cake
is
a
delicious,
sugary
reality. "
【诙谐】

1
8.
"I'm
grateful
for
another
year
of
life,
but
mostly
I'm
grateful
for
the
memes
that
have
kept
me
going. "
【感恩】

1
9.
"Birthdays
are
the
perfect
excuse
to
wear
a
ridiculous
hat
and
be
the
center
of
attention. "
【嬉憨】

20.
"Another
year
gone
by,
and
I'm
still
crushing
it.
Just
like
this
piñata. "
【自恋】